The Republic of The republic of ajfjb is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.439 billion ajfjbians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bob city. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient republic of ajfjbian economy, worth 334 trillion paypals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,063 paypals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The republic of ajfjb's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The republic of ajfjb is ranked 8,747^th in the world and 17^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 122.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.